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Found this little gem on Today's Metro newspaper. There is something about the East End and cockney slang that I find incredibly appealing. 

Please find following a list of the least-known slang phrases and I dare you to make a proper long sentence with at least 4 of them. I can tell that it is definitely more about the rhyming more than about the meaning, but it is certainly a very colourful way of expression. I really would like to encourage to those natives from said borough to make an effort and make it last. Pass it to the generations and make it spread even by the means of Twitter if necessary. It is definitely a  

Least-known Cockney rhyming slang phrases

White mice - Ice

Donkey's ears - Years

Loop de loop - Soup

Custard and Jelly - Telly

Teapot lids - Kids

Bacon and eggs - Legs

Vera Lynn - Gin

Tommy Tucker - Supper

Cain and Abel - Table

Weasel and stoat - Coat

Davy Crockett - Pocket

Bricks and mortar - Daughter

Deep fat frier - Liar

Bubble bath - Laugh

Pig's ear - Bear

Lady Godiva - Fiver

Dickie bird - word

Mother Hubbard - Cupboard

Bread and honey - Money

Daisy roots - Boots

After the cockney confusion, while trying to digest at least one of them, here comes the Modern Slang Top 20 phrases. Mainstream language, with influences of all sorts of places, and it is what it is. You HAVE to be familiar with it. It's the rule. Get educated in the modern language of you will be lost in translation forever.

Forever.

And, however, I must admit that I use 80% of them. And I hate percentages, but it is disturbingly true, innit? That was awesome girl, but I just can't be bothered to do anything. OMG, leave me alone, I just want to be chilling down in the sofa.

OK OK, this trial test to stack up all the phases have been an Epic fail. I really hope you found my previous posts awesome.

Anyways, rejoice: 

Modern slang phrases

Awesome - Mild approval

Bothered - I am not interested

Wicked - Extremely cool

OMG - Oh my god. Shock.

Innit - A contraction of 'isn't it'

Jel - Jealous

Epic fail - The most pitiful form of failure known to man

Chilling - Doing nothing

Shut uuup - Would you mind being quiet

Lush - Anything pleasurable or attractive

Reem - An attractive man or woman

Totes - Totally

Sick - Paradoxically used as positive term

Obvs - Obviously

Band tidy - Attractive women

Safe - Hello, goodbye or thank you

Standard - Of course

Amazeballs - Something that delights or amazes

Buff - A fine looking individual

True dat - Without a doubt, most definitely or Indeed.

And for those who are skeptical, here a real pictures of a cash point, somewhere in Hackney, allowing money withdrawals for those brave and cold blooded enough to press the correct button.

Remember. Be brave.

Safe.

Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/894532-cockney-rhyming-slang-is-brown-bread-thanks-to-reem-towie